Obama wants Whitehouse to be renamed Blackhouse

Washington: Newly elected President of United States of America, Barack Obama wants Whitehouse to be renamed to Blackhouse or at least Coloredhouse before he and his family moves into it. And to make mansion live up to its name, he wants it to be painted black.

Further Obama said, “I want the message of hope and change to live for a thousand years and it is only befitting that we start with change right from the place where the need arose in first place.” In his characteristic eloquence, Obama added, “The dream of black slaves who built Blackhouse (then Whitehouse) needs to live on.”

Addressing a roaring crowd, Obama said, “There are voices from blacks all over the world, to have Whitehouse demolished and instead have a new Blackhouse erected employing white slaves. But I don't agree with such voices, this would not only cruel and gruesome but will be against the principles of sound economics. Throughout our campaign, I have believed in hope and felt that our national heritage must be preserved at all cost. So instead of starting from scratch, we would paint the Whitehouse black and call it Blackhouse. Indeed we will employ white slaves in black sleeves to do that. This will echo into the lands farther and wider than ever before, the message of hope. And is most befitting celebration of American renewal and resurrection.”